BURBANK – June 28, 2019 – TBS’s late-night hit Full Frontal with Samantha Bee is pleased to welcome all Democratic candidates to officially announce their candidacy drop out of the race on live TV. Now that all eligible candidates have had their chance to debate the important issues like healthcare, immigration, and if Zendaya is really Meechee, it is time for the party to begin to coalesce around one singular candidate who can take on President Predator Trump.
With upwards of two dozen candidates in the race, campaign announcements have had to get creative, and many flocked to announce on late-night shows. However, Samantha Bee and her team are proud to welcome candidates to drop out on Full Frontal for the first time in history. She will shower them with balloons, music, and a live studio audience! It’ll be a party that the whole country can be proud of. Plus, it’s a great place to get rid of all their campaign’s unused merch.
“Honestly, I’m not sure all the candidates can even fit on my set,” said Bee. “But if they can stagger the dropouts, I’d love to throw them each the biggest, most kickass dropout party you’ve ever seen. Plus there will be a cake of their choosing! Except for red velvet—red velvet is for closers.”
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